tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13713642.post113381544204563226..comments2024-03-28T11:03:41.050-05:00Comments on Unlocked Wordhoard: You read Beowulf 3 times? Really...?Dr. Richard Scott Nokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01348275071082514870noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13713642.post-1144809474911323712006-04-11T21:37:00.000-05:002006-04-11T21:37:00.000-05:00I'm sorry you didn't find my quiz funny. Most peop...I'm sorry you didn't find my quiz funny. Most people do. That being said, the quiz was meant to be a lighthearted jab at myself and others who hold easily-mocked strong opinions about literature and not to be a "test on the book."<BR/><BR/>I'm amused that Mr. Elrod thinks I am trying to be "hip." Ha. If I were, would I have included Pynchon? Every good hipster loves Pynchon. <BR/><BR/>I should link you to some papers I wrote for my English classes to win your favor. I'm a little abashed that a professor thinks I'm stupid now.<BR/><BR/>-Laura (capitalizing to appease you)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13713642.post-1133926707673164702005-12-06T21:38:00.000-06:002005-12-06T21:38:00.000-06:00The worst of this variety are the creative writers...<I>The worst of this variety are the creative writers who like to say things like "I'm a poet," but don't actually read or write any poetry. You can generally recognize the type by their penchant for wearing black, drinking and/or smoking a lot, and sprinkling their conversations liberally with the word "bourgeois" used a perjorative.</I><BR/><BR/>Dr. Nokes--your comment had me laughing at the computer. Yes--but the worst of the worst are those self-styled poets who write volumes of self-referential and deliberately obscure verse. In my experience, not only do they not read poetry, but they are proud of the deliberate poverty of their experience and influence. They put their work out for comment then spend all their energy arguing with the critique. I'd *rather* they spend their time smoking clove cigarettes in fashionable pubs and not write, thank you very much.<BR/><BR/>:)<BR/>ljcohenLisa Cohenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07530826748768737972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13713642.post-1133874012692107732005-12-06T07:00:00.000-06:002005-12-06T07:00:00.000-06:00I wasn't actually upset -- though I would have bee...I wasn't actually upset -- though I would have been if she were a graduate from MY school rather than New York -- and, to her credit, she lists *Beowulf* as the least hated (3 of a possible 10) of all of the works. I was just have a little fun at her expense when I realized she missed 25% on a test she herself wrote.<BR/><BR/>There is also another breed of English major (she doesn't appear to fall into this camp) that likes the idea of being an English major more than the major itself. The worst of this variety are the creative writers who like to say things like "I'm a poet," but don't actually read or write any poetry. You can generally recognize the type by their penchant for wearing black, drinking and/or smoking a lot, and sprinkling their conversations liberally with the word "bourgeois" used a perjorative.<BR/><BR/>Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go put on my black beret, spark up a clove cigarette, and drink a merlot before heading down to the local coffee house -- no, no, not the Starbucks; it's so bourgeois.Dr. Richard Scott Nokeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01348275071082514870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13713642.post-1133853504263991632005-12-06T01:18:00.000-06:002005-12-06T01:18:00.000-06:00I wouldn't get too upset by this. She admits to b...I wouldn't get too upset by this. She admits to being incapable of finishing Paradise Lost. While Paradise Lost may be understandably difficuly for some, if you're an English major you really should get through Paradise Lost, kind of like how biology majors really need to understand cellular mitosis. Basically, she's an example of one of those English majors (and I am an English major, by the way) who likes the idea of literature without actually wanting to read or talk about anything that might be different or challenging. (I forget who said it, but some English prof. in an essay somewhere said that English majors who admit to not "liking poetry" shouldn't be English majors.)<BR/><BR/>She's obviously trying to be "hip" (J.R.R. Tolkien has lots of initials, thus no first name...hehehe) by stomping on a lot of popular literature. (Except Mein Kampf, whose inclusion seems to be merely to induce some kind of shock value. Conrad is not Hitler, so I don't know what she's getting at.)<BR/><BR/>I would just ignore it, although I understand how frustrating it can be when someone says that Beowulf is a precursor to modern action films.<BR/><BR/>Riiiiiight....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com