I've spent the last day and a half dealing with an identity theft problem. Someone has set up a dummy e-mail account in my name, and is trying to get loans and such. I've taken all the appropriate steps (filing a police report, reporting to the FTC, reporting to the credit report agencies, etc.), so I hope to have mitigated the damage.
Just so y'all know, if you get an e-mail from firstname.lastname@example.org, it isn't really me. It's my identity thief.
Thank God he can't steal my dashing good looks and sparkling personality!