Monday, December 19, 2005

Hooray! I'm a porn site!

According to Tracksy, someone searching for the terms "unlocked teen sex" on Alltheweb.com visited my blog as their first hit.

While I cannot promise unlocked teen sex (whatever that might be) here in this blog, I can promise that no locked teen sex will be found herein.

Just so people will not be disappointed, I'll provide this link to some descriptions of sexual dialogue between newlyweds. Actually, I recommend reading the whole book, not just the dirty parts.

6 comments:

  1. What?! No chastity belts? Surely, you jest!

    I stand aghast. Where am I to go, but an unlocked wordhoard where all conversations should be revealed, for my slash fiction about locked teens having relations?

    Egads man!

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  2. Excellent! Love the selection. I'd be careful with the rest of that book though, racy family stuff, unwed mothers--I've heard the Church has had their eye on that thing for *years*...

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  3. I was a porn site for a while as well...I am starting to think it is standard procedure in the blogging world.

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  4. UW -

    If you want to verify your porn status, try the Slut-o-Meter.

    KC

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  5. You missed the locus classicus for biblical pillow talk:

    http://www.drbo.org/chapter/17008.htm

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