They've found my missing sword! Apparently that jerk Brian Hope-Taylor broke into my boudoir and stole it, then buried it in Bamburgh Castle. Upon "finding" it, he apparently hide it in an old suitcase, probably afraid that I'd find out he had it and come kick his butt.
Seriously, though, such a great find, and some poor archaeologist is quoted in the papers as saying it had "serious bling factor." God forbid that the word "bling" be associated with the high point of my career.
h/t Gypsy Scholar, Muhlberger's Early History