Dear SciFi Channel,
In a recent blog post, Jeff Sypeck suggests that you might make a movie about Charlemagne, in which Charlemagne rides a giant scorpian on the slopes of a giant volcano while battling Nazi super-mutants with the aid of anthropomorphic mosquitoes.
Please make the afore-mentioned film immediately. Your devotion to the craft of filmmaking demands it. If this film goes unmade, the terrorists have already won.
Richard Scott Nokes