Tuesday, October 16, 2007

An Open Letter to SciFi Channel

Dear SciFi Channel,

In a recent blog post, Jeff Sypeck suggests that you might make a movie about Charlemagne, in which Charlemagne rides a giant scorpian on the slopes of a giant volcano while battling Nazi super-mutants with the aid of anthropomorphic mosquitoes.

Please make the afore-mentioned film immediately. Your devotion to the craft of filmmaking demands it. If this film goes unmade, the terrorists have already won.

Richard Scott Nokes

1 comment:

  1. Thanks, Scott! If a letter-writing campaign can save "Cagney and Lacey" from cancellation, then surely a similar effort can get my "Charlemagne vs. the Volcano" movie into production...