Last night I was in Toys 'R Us* when I saw the Schleich World of Knights series, and decided to post this morning about good gifts for the medievalist at Krystemasse.
Lo, this morning, however, I find that Jeff Sypeck** has already assembled such a list, and Jennifer Lynn Jordan has already added to it.
Rather than compete with them, I'll dress up as Fæder Krystemasse, and invite all the Wordhoarders out there to sit on my lap and tell me what medieval-themed gifts they'd like for Krystemasse in the comments thread below. If you've been nice, perhaps I'll unlock my gifthoard and leave something in your hose in your meadhall on Krystemasse. If you've been naughty, I'll send my elves to shoot you with their arrows, and my Green Knight will come chop your head off.
*A store that, if the name is any indication, sells toys to children with poor grammar and spelling, as well as an odd self-image. Maybe Richard Pryor was one of the original investors?
** In which he included these Bayeux Tapestry Collection. If I were to mention that the entire collection would look great adorning my office, and that there might just be enough time to get it if you order now, I wouldn't be hinting or anything.