Tuesday, January 22, 2008

A Bargain at Any Price

My latest book, Global Perspectives on Medieval English Literature, Language, and Culture (co-edited with Dr. Noel Harold Kaylor) is now available at Medieval Institute Publications for the low, low price of $45. Please order one for your school, one for yourself, and one for each of your friends and family.

Makes a perfect Valentine's Day gift! Remember, ladies, if your man doesn't get you a copy of Global Perspectives, he's definitely a cad and is probably cheating on you.

Also, if you don't read my own contribution to the book, "Global Literature, Medieval Literature, and the Popal Vuh," you should be ashamed to show your face in decent company. In the old days, people like you were taken out behind the woodshed and beaten.

Please also note: Readings from Global Perspectives have been shown to cure the gout, cancer, ague, and assorted skin disorders in laboratory rats. Corpses buried with Global Perspectives do not show normal signs of corruption even after several years. None of these claims has been validated by the Food and Drug Administration because the scientists who were supposed to study them were too engrossed in reading the articles.

1 comment:

  1. Congrats, man. It's also my understanding that the book allows for meaningful contact with all forms of life, from extraterrestrials to common household pets...

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