It's Raining Beowulf!

On the same day that a friend calls and offers to send me all her old Beowulf comics, I read in Cinerati that Beowulf: The Board Game is coming later this year. Let's jump on board and offer some more commercial tie-ins to promote medieval literature:

• Diet Cherry Vanilla Mead
• Survivor: Heorot Hall
• Kamelot Kids -- A cartoon set in Camelot when all the characters were in elementary school!
• Spider-man IV: Sir Gawain and the Green Goblin
• Andreas Cappelanus hosts The Bachelor
• "Caedmon's Hymn" ringtones
• Canterbury Tales collectable glasses at Burger King -- collect all the pilgrims!
• Boccaccio Band-Aids (WARNING: Not effective against the Plague)
• Dante's Inferno Heating and Cooling Units: "Be in your own circle of comfort!"
• People magazine special "Tristan & Isolde" issue
• Super Saint Squad: Hagiography action figures -- Press the button on the back for Martyrdom Action Power!
• VH1 Behind the Music: Chanson de Roland

If we plan this right, we can promote medieval literature AND make a bundle!