Thursday, October 20, 2005

The Next Time I'm Arrested ...

... I hope my mugshot looks like Tom Delay's. Say what you want about his politics -- if you're going to be arrested, this is the classiest conceivable way to do it. Heck, my driver's license photo looks more like this.

If Delay is convicted, at least his family will have one really nice photo of him for the mantle. Do you think the Harris County Sheriff's Office does school photos, too?

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