Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Medieval Brawl

No, contrary to the rumors, I was not one of the men involved in a "medieval brawl" in Huntsville. If you see the axe in the video, you'll see it is small and decorative-looking. Really, now, if I had attacked this man, I'd not have used such a girly axe, nor would he have such superficial cuts.

Interestingly enough, the first weapon to be used in the fight was a golf club, but the news reports did not refer to it as a "PGA brawl" -- demonstrating once again that Ted Turner and Rupert Murdoch have a secret alliance against us.


  1. Anonymous10:42 AM

    Oh good. I'm relieved.

    The golf club should have tipped me off, but I did not know if you took up golf in your spare time, or if the "gulfe clubbe" was indeed part of your medieval arsenal.

  2. When I heard of the brawl I thought yes, it is possible that I know one of them. Then I watched the video.

    Glad I am that you were not involved with these thugs!

    They are amateurs - my friends would have started with the crossbow.