Thursday, December 18, 2008

Just How Evil Am I?

One of my minions (also known as the "Hot Minions,"* "The Noklings," or my own favorite, "Individuals of the Hench Orientation") was recently in a toy store with me and we saw the Schleich knight figures, which also included some fairies. She expressed a deep dislike for fairies.

It's not evil enough that I have minions (or hench-persons, or whatever), but now I'm considering getting one of the fairy calendars over at Heroic Dreams so I can deck out my lair (or office, if you'd prefer) with fairies just to torment her.

Or maybe I should just take the medieval/fantasy-themed supervillian thing to its logical conclusion, and make my student assistants dress in fantasy costumes, perhaps as frickin' fairies with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' leafy tiaras.**

*Someone once referred to them as my "two hot minions," and so they have decided this is their official job title. Don't believe me? Go on Facebook and search for anyone with "hot minion" listed as her job title.
**Can you tell I'm still decompressing from the semester?


  1. Anonymous9:05 PM

    I prefer "Noklings" myself, but only until you devise your supervillain name. Hot minions definitely need costumes.

  2. Anonymous9:46 AM

    Minion No. 1 doesn't like fairies? Uh-oh.

    Also, I refuse to wear a costume, unless a) it is sexy, or b) I get a very big bribe. Bigger than free food occasionally.

    -Hot Minion No. 2